Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 16 customer ratings
(16 customer reviews)

$21.99 $19.99

One-pound of caffeinated madness!

Kaffe Storm is a premium medium roast Arabica from El Salvador that has rich, full bodied, sophisticated flavor, producing a smooth cup with an intense  aroma that lingers with each sip.

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Trve Kvlt Coffee – Kaffe Storm, Black Metal inspired coffee!

“Arise from the depths of the Northern Darkness and thaw yovr frostbitten goblet with the pvrest, most brvtal cvp of coffee you’ve ever had.”

Kaffe Storm is a premium medium roast Arabica from El Salvador that has rich, full bodied, sophisticated flavor, producing a smooth cup with an intense aroma that lingers with each sip.

Trve Kvlt Coffee: Kaffe Storm is packaged in a stand-up vented package to ensure freshness upon delivery.



*To further ensure the longevity of freshness we recommend ordering whole-bean.


*Since this is a food item, this product is non-returnable.
Roasting Schedule: M-W-F

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Whole Bean or Ground

Whole Bean, Recommended, Ground

16 reviews for KAFFE STORM 16oz

  1. Rated 5 out of 5


    Deliciously kvlt. Aromatic and decadent. Superbly spectacular coffee. Good to the last drop! It warmed my cold soul.

  2. Rated 5 out of 5


    Surpassed all expectations! This isn’t just good metal themed coffee, it’s damned good coffee!

  3. Rated 5 out of 5


    Simply exquisite coffee !!! Thank you for letting me try it before it’s release. Definitely getting my pre order in.

  4. Rated 5 out of 5



  5. Rated 5 out of 5


    You have to try the smooth taste of Trve Kvlt. Great aroma, delivers a rich flavor. A perfect way to kick-start your day–no matter what time it is!

  6. Rated 5 out of 5



  7. Rated 5 out of 5

    rbeauchamp88 (verified owner)


  8. Rated 5 out of 5


    This concept is unprecedented.
    The idea behind this devilishly good cup of joe is so profound and entrancing I can’t wait for it to get here!

  9. Rated 5 out of 5

    Adam Harvey

    I’ve been a member of more than a few cvlts. The pvrple kool-aid from the People’s Temple was qvite vninspired. The pineapple-vodka-cyanide-arsenic-phenobarbital cocktail from Heaven’s Gate was qvite “90s” if yov know what I mean. I think I’ve finally fovnd the cvlt for me thovgh & it totally makes sense. Trve Kvlt’s coffee nails it. Lesser demons, & the inexperienced assvme that roasting the damned (or coffee beans) reqvires little skill & less attention. This resvlts in a tortvre that either prodvces too little agony, or an excess that cvts short the savor. I can only assvme that Trve Kvlt beans are roasted by hvmans who have learned proper techniqve from experts (possible Barbariccia or Rubicante?). When drenched in boiling water, these properly hvmbled beans prodvce a brew that not only warms the most empty of sovls, bvt also fills the imbiber with an alert wickedness. For the cvlt connosievr, this coffee is a mvst have.

  10. Rated 5 out of 5

    Eric Freeman

    Devilishly Delicious.
    Dark,rich and bold as all humans should aspire to be.

  11. Rated 5 out of 5

    Shawn Drover – Act of Defiance & Ex-Megadeth

    So, the question for me is always-Can a coffee that claims to be “BREW-TAL” actually taste good, and not just melt your face off, as many of these so called coffee companies proclaim – In my humble opinion, most of these do not-Anybody can make a really strong coffee, just put 5 espresso shots in it and you’re off to the races……literally 🙂 I’m here to tell you right now – TRVE KVLT COFFEE will indeed melt your face off BUT tastes very smooth at the same time – Don’t ask me how they did it, but its 100% true-Try it for yourself and you will agree!!!

  12. Rated 5 out of 5

    Alex W.

    Fuck! This is damn good coffee. It was a little pricey but after tasting it… totally worth every penny. Way better than Deathwish. It gave me an equal amount of kick as Deathwish, but with a lot smoother flavor and no oily beans. Not much bitterness to this covfefe. I could easily drink this black. I don’t know what these guys do to their coffee but I’m definitely hooked.

  13. Rated 5 out of 5


    Let me start by saying, I am not a big fan of Black Metal. However I am what most consider a coffee connoisseur…I was hesitant at first because I’ve never heard of this brand, but boy am I glad that I ordered. This coffee can easily be placed in my top 5. It’s got just the right amount of kick without all the jittery side-effects. My wife, who is more of a casual coffee drink sucked down 3 cups of this, when normally she can barely finish one. If I could give 10 stars I would.

  14. Rated 5 out of 5


    I’m not gonna tell you about aroma and all those other b.s. coffee catch phrases you hear about in every coffee review. But I will tell you that this is flat out good coffee. It doesn’t taste like it was filtered through Bigfoots jockstrap (Death wish) and its not all pixie dust and unicorn farts (Starbucks) . Anyone hesitant to try don’t worry you’ll be pleasantly surprised. This coffee is best suited for everyone from your headbanging cousin Steve who still lives in the garage to your nice ninety year old aunt Phyllis. So grab a bag, brew a pot for Phyllis and Streve then keep coming back for some more, because you’re gonna like it.

  15. Rated 5 out of 5

    diablopixie (verified owner)

    Smooth and brutal just the way I like it.

  16. Rated 5 out of 5

    Terry Eacret (verified owner)

    I was definitely off to a great day when I first tried this coffee. The amazing aroma aroused me from my slumber and the taste was something that I won’t soon forget. This coffee first intrigued me when I heard it was made by a metal head for metal heads. (Anyone can have it though). I will say this coffee reminded me of discovering a new band and loving it. Exciting, bold and blending different sounds. I truly loved it. I will definitely keep listening to (drinking) it. I also purchased a shirt and mug too. Absolutely loved the artwork.

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